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Funny Out of Office Auto-Reply Messages

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  Funny Out of Office Auto-Reply Messages 1. Unlimited Access Thank you for your email. I am currently on vacation until [date] and have  unlimited  access to the internet and my emails. Yes, you read that correctly,  UNLIMITED . That being said, I choose not to check my inbox while on leave. Kindly reach out to Mr. John who I am sure will be more helpful than me. 2. Tropical Island Thank you for your email. As you are reading this automatic reply, I will be on a  tropical island  somewhere in the middle of the pacific ocean, sipping an  exotic cocktail  of blended fresh fruits, completely  isolated from civilization . You may reach out to my colleague Mr. John who is covering for me until my return on [date]. 3. The options I'm currently on vacation until [date]. You have the following options: Wait for me to get back. Call my colleague Mr. John Panic 4. Unresponsive You are receiving this message because I am out of the office until [date]....

Hey guys! Check this site! What you think?

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Hey guys! Check this site! What you think? :